1. aang-banged:






    (Fonte: veryspecialpictures, via myshipshavecannons)

  3. destroyedforcomfort:







    I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

    I feel so conflicted right now

    That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 


    (via thestoriesthatconnectus)

  4. lesushhh:

    This will forever be adorable

    (Fonte: best-of-memes, via minion-with-a-shotgun)


  5. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    (via deusabinitio)

  6. (Fonte: memewhore, via sorry)

  7. done:


    credit to magicpawed

    (via fake-mermaid)


  9. astrolocherry:

    virgos are happy to go on for years living a single life and waiting for someone of matching frequency (usually this requires sharp conversation skills and wit). virgos wait for mr or miss right. not mr or miss right now

  10. Bruxelles I’m coming! :D @smartypappy #bruxelles #travel

  11. gimama:

    "Si oggi me vedi distratto…"

    (Fonte: youtube.com)


  12. "'Tanti auguri Roberto'. Banale. 'Tanti auguri Maestro'. No no, anzi, 'Buon compleanno, dall'allievo al Maestro'. 'Tanti auguri poeta'. Anzi, 'Buon compleanno, dall'allievo al poeta'. No, anzi, 'Buon compleanno, dall'allievo… al poeta'. No. 'Buon compleanno…'. No, anzi, non me ne frega 'n cazzo."
    — Boris (René Ferretti scrivendo il messaggio di buon compleanno per Roberto Benigni)

    (Fonte: watchowisoar)

  13. zadieontheshore:

    la formica rossa.

    il più grande corto di tutti i tempi" (cit.)

  14. Senti però, fai una cosa, Karin: quando dici chi è stato, dì qualcosa. Dì quello che vuoi, quello che ti viene più naturale, capito? Poi la ridoppiamo.

    (Fonte: satanihalsenn)